El ligue de la mujer Casada - "Shit Happens"

"shit happens!"
Ok... this is wath happened yesterday´s night.
I was chilling with the new generation of tutor and my friend Jonathan who was living for a whole year in Hong Kong.

Jonathan es el de la izquierda, Yo.. derecha.

These are the facts:

I saw Jonathan for first time since summer 2007 and yield... Hey Men!!!... he heard me and ask me: Dude... it´s nice to see you.. but I´ve to ask.... suddently I replay... "No... Noo.. I didn´t have an affair with Thaly!" (female tutor, just to worked together). then Jonathan start laughing and ask me to join for a smoke outside of the bar. When we were outside it seems to be Jonathan was a celebrity because even the homeless that was walking close to us say.. "hi Jonathan!". Till this point its clear?... maybe sounds like boring but it is not.. jajajaja

........Then...

Jessica & Amy

We were talking and one girl just jump over Jonathan and gave him a nice Hug, and another girl that is Hot.. really Hot! came and say hi, then Jonathan introduce me and.. Its the truth!... not lying and it is not Bullshit... but she just start huging me. I was... "Hell yeah!!".. the Hot chick was huging me eventough we didn´t met before. And we started talking and all that shit... and she just start touching my face... she was flirting on me... like.. "get me into a bed right away!!".. jajajaa ok.. maybe not like that but she was flirting on me.

Me and the HOT CHICK.. Jessica!

So Jonathan and I went inside of the bar while those chicks were on the line to pay the cover.

I said to Jonathan.. hey men... she is hot!... he reply to me, the girl with the black shirt and white jacket?.. Yeaa!!... and she is "open" if you know what I mean, she is available!...

...So 10 min later then get in and come to us, so we were huging again and laughing and all that shit.


Till this point... it sounds great.. isn´t it?

Well Fuck that!!!....


-First of all, if there´s something you dont wanna know, then Dont ask!; that´s why I never ask... hey.. do you have a boyfriend?, Fuck that.. is she´s flirting it is because she wants it!- ok, sometimes...


So.. I asked her. Where are you from?
she reply: a little town of BC (British columbia)
I asked: And how long have you been here?
she: 3 years.
I: so.. you live with your friend Amy? (the lady that jump to Jonathan to gave him a Hug)

...........listen to this part:

She: No.. I´m living with my HUSBAND.

I: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?
jajajajaja... no... I really said: really?...


Come on!!!!.. what else can you said, when you are huging a hot chick that just meet 20min ago and she is been touching your face, and get it closer, touching your arms.. etc etc.


Well.. I just slowly remove my arm fromher low back (almos her ass, which was really good!.. that fucker husband must be a lucky guy and handsome... OR ... he´s very loaded...meaning rich!!!..)

As soon as she talked to her friend amy, I run away!!!!

The following line its the funniest part of the night!...

I got with the tutors and Jonathan like 7 steps from her... and I saw that fucker!.. I mean Jonathan and he saw me and started laughing... like a 5 years old kiddo...

I told him... Men... !!! What the Fuck!!!
Jonathan: Men.. I was with amy and she saw you talking with her and saw that both were huging each other and ask me: Jonathan: Does your friend knows that Jessica is Married? and Jonathan reply... "ahmmmm noooo!", the she rebuilt the question and asked him: Did you know she is married?... and Jonathan answer: "aahhmmm noooo.. I do know now!!!"

So I said... thanks dude... I just knew because she told me and show me the ring!.....
So we laugh for a while and run away to other bar!


Ohhh boy... that was a not cool at all... I thought I already has it, but fuck NO!!!... she is married.

My consolation price its that I got her email and info at the 10 min that I met her!... I´m so proud of me.

But like my friend Mana says: "beno.. you always get that kind of girls.... with boyfriends!"
And I reply... SHIT HAPPENS!